This is something I've been wanting to do for ages... (btw, this is Heather N. Allen, aka ~H\A~)

You GOTTA get me into that "I've Never Seen Titanic..." Club! Oh, the stories I could tell you! Really, I was determined not to ever see it after veiwing a couple of previews. Then, after it's release, and sucessfully avoiding it on group dates to the theatres, I'm on a plane ride to London...

"...the inflight movie will be 'Titanic'..."

...I screamed at first. Then I wised up, unplugged the headphones and slept through the whole thing, baby! If only others had my willpower. There wasn't a dry eye on that plane but mine after it was all over. And _why_ the freaky heck were they showing a disaster movie on an airplane in the first place...?!

Anyway, this was just a little rant. I didn't see anything 'bout an essay requirement to join, but I felt I must share my story of survival to the world! I must be a beacon of inspiration!

~H/A~