Whoopie Ti Yi O
Oh, angry Matrix
You spent your whole childhood game hopping out there
Whoopie Ti Yi O
Oh strong, brave ol' Matrix
You'll find your home Mainframe
You just don't know where.

From Game to Game
System to system
With each bad experinece
Matrix grew tough
When stuck in a system
For several minutes
Matrix gave up,
"I've had quite enough!"

Whoopie Ti Yi O
Oh depressed Matrix
You're sad little journey's become a nightmare
Whoopie Ti Yi O
Keep trying, ol' Matrix
You'll find your home Mainframe
You just don't know where.

It took several tries
But they found a system
With ports to the Net
The trio was glad.
Then a pick-pocket stole
Matrix's keytool.
Matrix gave chase
Because he was mad!

Whoopie Ti Yi O
Poor victimized Matrix
Just trying to get home, this is really not fair
Whoopie Ti Yi O
Keep trying, ol' Matrix
You'll find your home Mainframe
You just don't know where.

He got Glitch back
With the help from his gun
He met up with Turbo.
Got attacked by a mob.
Received word that
The Net was infected
By Daemon: a she virus
He'd have to find Bob.

Whoopie Ti Yi O
Guardian Matrix
Do not get captured, there's no time to dispear
Whoopie Ti Yi O
Keep trying, ol' Matrix
You'll find your home Mainframe
You just don't know where.

Matrix, AndrAIa,
And The Crimson Binome
Freed the Saucy Mare's crew
Became a terrific team.
When a Web-surfer, Ray
Joined them without asking
Flirted with AndrAIa
Matrix turned even more green.

Whoopie Ti Yi O
Oh jealous Matrix
Put down that gun and don't tear out your hair
Whoopie Ti Yi O
Keep trying, ol' Matrix
You'll find your home Mainframe
You just don't know where.

The Web is dangerous
But that did not stop them
AndrAIa was dying
Matrix was sad.
The Saucy Mare
Was attacked by webriders
The crew was defeated
This really looks bad.

Whoopie Ti Yi O
Defeated Matrix
Your losing of battles is ex-treem-a-ly rare
Whoopie Ti Yi O
Keep trying, E. Matrix
You'll find your home Mainframe
You just don't know where.

Guardian 452
Was found in the Web
On the way back to Mainframe
The crew's ship was zapped.
They had triggered a program
Created by Mouse
With no where to go
They were totally trapped!

Eye Yi Yi Yi
Uhoh Matrix!
The force field is pushing you towards the large tear.
Whoopie Ti Yi O
Get out of this Matrix
You found your home Mainframe
You just have to get there.

When they got back to Mainframe
It was in ruins
Ev-er-y sector
Had been destroyed.
Matrix fought Megabyte
The virus was beaten
Got pulled into a portal
Vanished in the void.

(still the verse music here. No chours yet)
With Megabyte gone
The system was crashing
Sector by sector
Mainframe was doomed
Bob got an idea
The system would reboot
"Warning: System crash"
The system voice boomed.

Whoopie Ti Yi O
Oh worried Matrix
Your beautiful home has become a nightmare
Whoopie Ti Yi O
Keep trying, E. Matrix
You'll save your home Mainframe
You and Bob are a heroic pair.

The User rebooted
And Mainframe was saved
The system restored
He got back your home
With the happy ending
For everyone there.
You found your place
There's no need to roam.

Whoopie Ti Yi O
Celebrating Matrix
Your beautiful home is so wondrusly fair
Whoopie Ti Yi O
You did it Enzo Matrix
But I see you're kissing AndrAIa
So you don't really care.