Some Technology Terms ("edukashun") for Country Folk
 
 
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Making a wood stove hotter
LOG OFF
Don't add no more wood
MONITOR
Keeping an eye on the wood stove
DOWNLOAD
Gettin the farwood off the truck
MEGA HERTZ
When yer not keerful gettin the farwood
FLOPPY DISC
Watcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood
RAM
That thar thing whut splits the farwood
HARD DRIVE
Gettin home in the winter time
PROMPT
Whut the mail aint in the winter time
WINDOWS
Whut to shut when it's cold in winter
SCREEN
Whut to shut when it's black fly season
BYTE
Whut dem dang flys do
CHIP
Munchies fer the TV
MICRO CHIP
Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag
DOT MATRIX
Old Dan Matrix's wife
LAP TOP
Whar the kitty sleeps
SOFTWARE
Them dang plastic forks and knives
PORT
Fancy flatlander wine
ENTER
Northern talk fer, C'mon in y'all

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