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LOG ON
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Making a wood stove hotter
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LOG OFF
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Don't add no more wood
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MONITOR
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Keeping an eye on the wood stove
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DOWNLOAD
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Gettin the farwood off the truck
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MEGA HERTZ
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When yer not keerful gettin the farwood
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FLOPPY DISC
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Watcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood
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RAM
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That thar thing whut splits the farwood
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HARD DRIVE
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Gettin home in the winter time
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PROMPT
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Whut the mail aint in the winter time
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WINDOWS
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Whut to shut when it's cold in winter
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SCREEN
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Whut to shut when it's black fly season
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BYTE
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Whut dem dang flys do
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CHIP
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Munchies fer the TV
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MICRO CHIP
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Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag
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DOT MATRIX
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Old Dan Matrix's wife
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LAP TOP
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Whar the kitty sleeps
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SOFTWARE
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Them dang plastic forks and knives
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PORT
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Fancy flatlander wine
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ENTER
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Northern talk fer, C'mon in y'all
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