Cold?

"Cold" is a relative term. Use the handy list below to overcome the confusion.

Degrees F

65

  • Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night

    • 60

  • Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one)

    • 50

  • Miami residents turn on the heat

    • 45

  • Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts

    • 40

  • You can see your breath

  • Californians shiver uncontrollably

  • Minnesotans go swimming

    • 35

  • Italian cars don't start

    • 32

  • Water freezes

    • 30

  • You plan your vacation to Australia

    • 25

  • Ohio water freezes

  • Californians weep pitiably

  • Minnesotans eat ice cream

  • Canadians go swimming

    • 20

  • Politicians begin to talk about the homeless

  • New York City water freezes

  • Miami residents plan vacation further South

    • 15

  • French cars don't start

  • Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you

    • 10

  • You need jumper cables to get the car going

    • 5

  • American cars don't start

    • 0

  • Alaskans put on T-shirts

    • -10

  • German cars don't start

  • Eyes freeze shut when you blink

    • -15

  • You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo

  • Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects

  • Miami residents cease to exist

    • -20

  • Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you

  • Politicians actually do something about the homeless

  • Minnesotans shovel snow off roof

  • Japanese cars don't start

    • -25

  • Too cold to think

  • You need jumper cables to get the driver going

    • -30

  • You plan a two week hot bath

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    -40

  • Californians disappear

  • Minnesotans button top button

  • Canadians put on sweaters

  • Your car helps you plan your trip South

    • -50

  • Congressional hot air freezes

  • Alaskans close the bathroom window

    • -80

  • Hell freezes over

  • Leafs fans get to go to a playoff game

  • Polar bears move South

  • Viking Fans order hot cocoa at the game

    • -90

  • Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets
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