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<Delissa> Hey Tom.
<DarthTom> ...my father, the John Madden of curling
<DarthTom> yo
*** X sets mode: +o DarthTom
<AlsWaiter> Greetings Darth Tom, ruler of.... what ever you rule. Chatter of chats within the realms of #reboothome
* AlsWaiter shuts up
* AlsWaiter is in a weird mood right now. "I think it's the chocolate."
* JerryTCow is feeling bleh
<Delissa> Weird is good.
* AlsWaiter hands Jerry a chocolate rasberry slice?
* Delissa goes to get ice-cream from Fridge.
<DarthTom> ...a sleep-over ?
<DarthTom> great ! we can stay up late, watch movies, swap stories
<DarthTom> and in the morning...
<JerryTCow> ooo... chocolate rasberry slice
<DarthTom> I'm making WAFFLES !
<Delissa> In the channel, at least.
* JerryTCow puts on his PJs. Sleep-over!!
<JerryTCow> um
* Delissa feels distinctly uneasy for a moment, then changes into her PJ... in the other room.
* AlsWaiter gets his sleeping bag
<JerryTCow> I think my computer just essploded
* DarthTom chuckles
* DarthTom insta-changes into his PJs
<JerryTCow> whyfor uneasy?
* Delissa giggles.
<DarthTom> she don't want us to see her no-no parts
* JerryTCow wasn't looking =P
<Delissa> Oh, I dunno.  Maybe 'cause I'm the only female here?
<JerryTCow> hm
<JerryTCow> We'll be good ^_^
<Delissa> Okay.
* Delissa trusts ya'll.
* AlsWaiter is usually very shy when it come to girls.... usually.. not always... but I'll be good. ^^
* JerryTCow is gonna hafta reboot first though. His computer is farting ^_^
<AlsWaiter> LOL!!
* DarthTom shrugs
* DarthTom steraighrsn out his bright plaid bathrobe
<JerryTCow> If you trust me... you know I'll be back! =D
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* Bellota yawns.
<Delissa> "steraighrsn"?  That's gotta the worst spelling I've ever seen of that word...
<DarthTom> it's a typo, m'dear
<DarthTom> straightens
* Delissa goes to add that to her "list."
* AlsWaiter takes off his boots and shirt and is now in his PJs
* Delissa nods. I know. Several typos, in fact. But I'm still adding it.
<DarthTom> but you wanna know how I can make a typo like that ?
<Delissa> I can look at the KeyB & see, easily.
<AlsWaiter> Close your eyes and hope?
<DarthTom> you REALLY wanna know ?
<DarthTom> Alrighty then...
<DarthTom> That...is a secret !
* DarthTom assumes a Xellos-esque pose
<AlsWaiter> Oooooo...
* AlsWaiter is in awe of Tom
* Delissa hisses.
* DarthTom snickers
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<JerryTCow> See? ^^;
<JerryTCow> I'm a good... cow person
* AlsWaiter stops the rotating door
<DarthTom> ..It's Jerry the mysterious bovine priest !
<JerryTCow> sorry, the window was being funny ^^;
<AlsWaiter> Oookay. What do we do first?
* JerryTCow bounces around in green PJs with a certain barnyard animal pasted all over them
<JerryTCow> Look!  HorsesQ!
* DarthTom is the amazing plaid man
<AlsWaiter> Oooo....
* AlsWaiter tosses his pillow at Jerry
* Delissa slowly shreds her pillow & copies all this down.
* JerryTCow is whomped with a pillow
* Delissa takes advantage of AW's slow state to thwap him with a pillow.
<AlsWaiter> Oof!
* AlsWaiter realizes his pillo is across the room. oO
<AlsWaiter> pillow too
<Delissa> Mwahahahaha!
<AlsWaiter> Uh oh...
* Delissa puts her tye-dyed sleeping bag over AW's head. "Look! It a giant null! Run for your fives!"
* JerryTCow yawns and rolls around
<JerryTCow> AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
* AlsWaiter waves his arms and makes null squeeling sounds
<JerryTCow> LOOKOUT!  IT'S DEVELOPED ARMS!
* AlsWaiter stumbles towards Jerry
* AlsWaiter trips
* Delissa picks AW up sleeping bag & all, slings him over her shoulder, & runs off with him.
<AlsWaiter> *muffled* Hey! wath goink on?
* DarthTom blinks
<JerryTCow> -_____-
* Delissa giggles. "-My- blue elf."
<AlsWaiter> *muffled* Where's am I? Let me out.
* Delissa puts down the bag & pulls AW out by his feet.
<Delissa> There go.
<AlsWaiter> Air! :D
* AlsWaiter grabs a bag of regular chips, pops them open and starts eatting.
* JerryTCow puts his hair in curlers, and grabs a tub of ice cream from the fridge
<Delissa> *boggle* ... ... ... ICE-CREAM!!!
* DarthTom shrugs and dives into his chocolate cheesecake
<AlsWaiter> *talking with his mouth full* What movie are we watching?
* JerryTCow opens the tub, and pulls out about 5 spoons
<DarthTom> thelma & louise, of course !
<Bellota> I scream you scream we all scream for ice cream.
<Bellota> Just had to say it.
* AlsWaiter foreheadsmacks "Of course!"
* DarthTom shrugs and eats his cheesecake
* Bellota eats some flour tortillas.
<Bellota> There's a place in ABQ that makes some REALLY great tortillas..........
<Bellota> They're all soft and fluffy.............like Wierd Al says the towels are.
* DarthTom has the biggest craving for fajitas right now
* DarthTom has the biggest craving for fajitas right now
* AlsWaiter read that as "eats some flour for tortillas"
* AlsWaiter gets on the phone and orders chinese food
* JerryTCow opens his fridge, and more bats fly out. "Oh yeah..."
<AlsWaiter> Oooo... very cool decore!
<DarthTom> the bats ?
<DarthTom> Thanks
<DarthTom> I rang up Vlad a coupla days ago to give me a hand
<DarthTom> nice guy, a little pale, though
* AlsWaiter grins
* JerryTCow snarfs down the ice-cream
* AlsWaiter crawls into his sleeping bag with the plaid inside and curls up sans pillow
* JerryTCow gets into his Sailor Moon sleeping bag which is clearly too small
* TSchool gurgles.
* AlsWaiter grabs Tora and pulls her into his sleeping bag
* TSchool O.o's..

* AlsWaiter laughs at WFS
<Tora-chan> Good times :)
<AlsWaiter> Indeed... and I'm not part of any of them... wasn't there yet. *sigh* I was a newbie back then. :P
<Tora-chan> Well, nowadays is good days too. ^_^;
<Tora-chan> Cute newbie :D
<AlsWaiter> Yeah. I can get insane like the rest of them... to bad some of the old people don't come back more often
* Tora-chan nods
<Tora-chan> Well, we didn't lose too many people to.. the real world!
<Tora-chan> I mean, Zen is coming back.  I've seen Bell a few times.  Chrome is here.
<AlsWaiter> ...the....*real* world? There is such a thing?
* AlsWaiter 's world is blown asunder
* Tora-chan nods, and whispers, "But don't speak to loudly of it... people might here you."
<Tora-chan> It's dark, and dangerous!

* AlsWaiter walks up to Tora and tries something for old time sake "6 feet"
* Tora-chan mrmles, "6 Feeeeeeeeeeeet..."
<JerryTCow> NOT WHILE SHE'S ON MY BACK!
<Tora-chan> I don't have the enerrrrrgyyy
* Tora-chan gurgles
* JerryTCow gurgles along
<AlsWaiter> Oops. Sorry Jerry. ^^
<AlsWaiter> I'll try and remember that for next time ^^

<Tora-chan> My brain is diiiiieded
* Tora-chan sobs
* JerryTCow consoles Tora over the loss of her brain

<DarthTom> we all know emi is secret a tzimsice voivode, embraced in the late 1200s
<Emi> What?
<DarthTom> ...a little Vampir ehumor
<Emi> Aww man... you guessed it..
<DarthTom> ...
<AlsWaiter> heh
<DarthTom> uhoh
<AlsWaiter> Now you've done it. ;)
<DarthTom> ...does that mean you gotta kill me to preserve the masquerade ?
<DarthTom> ...
* DarthTom eeps
<DarthTom> umm
<DarthTom> err
* DarthTom pulls otu a crucifix
<DarthTom> TRUE FAITH !
<DarthTom> BACK DEMON !
<Delissa> She'd have to kill us all, & she just said she doesn't like to do that.
<DarthTom> she
<Emi> I could kill Tom
<Emi> That'd be fine
<DarthTom> she's a tzimisce ! she'll turn us into furniture of flesh and bone 1
<AlsWaiter> Thank goodness. ^^
* DarthTom eeps
<DarthTom> ummm
<Delissa> Ooo, fun.
<DarthTom> Hey look ! It's James !
* DarthTom points behind Emi
* AlsWaiter throws flowers at Tom "Fair thee well"
* Emi eeps, "Where?"
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<Emi> Works every time :)

<DKellis> I require entertainment.
* AlsWaiter does a tap dance
<DKellis> A round of Capcom vs SNK2 should be sufficient.
* MG juggles fruit
* AlsWaiter stops, feeling dejected
* MG eats the fruit
<MG> AW: We need to work on our act.
<AlsWaiter> Indeed. Must get camels into the equation
<DKellis> One hump or two?
<MG> What's funnier?
<AlsWaiter> Three. Must make it interesting.
* MG props a cardboard box up with a stick
<MG> It's a camel trap!
<MG> What do camels like to eat?
<AlsWaiter> Potatos!
* MG puts a potato under the box
<MG> And now it's just a matter of time.
<AlsWaiter> What shall we do while we wait?
* MG thinks
<MG> I want to eat that potato.
<AlsWaiter> Okay
* MG reaches for the potato
* MG knocks the stick
<MG> Oh, great. Now I'm stuck in a box.
<MG> I know what could get me out!
<MG> A camel!
<AlsWaiter> Great!
<MG> Now... How can I get a camel?
<AlsWaiter> Get a potato!
* MG looks for the potato
<MG> Wait. I ate it already.
* AlsWaiter gets an idea
* MG cross-stiches "There's no place like box" on a pillow
* AlsWaiter gets another potato, lifts up the box, hands it to MG, then places the box down again.
<AlsWaiter> Now we wait for a camel!
<MG> Thanks, I-- Hey.
* MG pouts
<AlsWaiter> What? Is it the wrong kind of potato?
* MG looks at the potato
<MG> I shall call you "Wilson."
* AlsWaiter goes to look for a camel
<MG> No! You can't let a camel near here! It'll eat Wilson!
* AlsWaiter stops "...good point."
<AlsWaiter> How do we get you out then?
* MG looks at Wilson
* MG throws Wilson through the side of the box
<MG> It was him or me.
* AlsWaiter looks through the hole in the box "I'm glad it wasn't you."
<MG> But we still don't have a camel.
<AlsWaiter> Hmm...
<MG> We're never going to get a paying gig at this rate.
<AlsWaiter> We might as well stick to comics
<MG> You could DRAW a camel.
<AlsWaiter> Yea.... wait... what will we call him?
<MG> Not Wilson.
<AlsWaiter> No. Wilson died a hero
<MG> Don't kid yourself. He would have thrown me through that box in a second.
<MG> If he had arms.
<AlsWaiter> Touche
<MG> But the camel does need a name.
<AlsWaiter> Merv.
<MG> Very good. Merv it is.

<DarthTom> Al:you do realise the women out-number us here...
<ElectraM> Tora-chan> Not that smart, But I'm sure if I had many of them, at least one of them would work of 1+1 is not 4.
* Silvertig wants to be transplanted into a cyberbody someday. That wont have a gender. Does that count?
<Tora-Away> True ^_-
<Tora-Away> Sylv: You don't want a gender? Oo
<ElectraM> Tom> Oh. Shut it. You know you love having all the chicks to yourself
<Tora-Away> I pinged Al like... 10 minutes ago and still haven't got a response.
* Tora-Away hangs out with pimp-Tom?
* ElectraM cries about the absence of Al
<Silvertig> Tora: It could be cool to have the robot body? ^+^
<ElectraM> Yeah, But probably someone would have stuck breasts on it.
<AraleChan> Sylv: So can't you get one with high-performance genitalia?
<Tora-Away> Sylv: True ^.^;
<DarthTom> http://darthtom.tripod.ca/amused.jpg
* Tora-Away oo's.
<Silvertig> Cat: Well, they tried.
<ElectraM> Scenario 1: It was designed by a guy. Scenario 2: Some woman wanted it to be all powerful so she made it in an image of a woman or Scenario 3: You can fit really bit batterys into those things.
<Silvertig> Cat: Results were disastrous.  And fatal.
<Tora-Away> So, so very lagged.
<Silvertig> Cat: it was kinda funny. :D
<Tora-Away> I shun the lag!
<Silvertig> Lekkie: I'm thinking 1 and 3
<AraleChan> *** PING delay for ChibiAW: 15 minutes and 7 seconds
<Tora-Away> 15 mins and 7 seconds !
* Tora-Away laughs.
<Tora-Away> That's.. weird. O_o
<AraleChan> I ICQ'ed him...he says he's not gonna switch out until those files you're sending are done, Tora
<ElectraM> Tig> me too. But Scenario 2 is also possible.
* AraleChan thinks about the semi-android woman in her (hopefully) upcoming comic series...
<DarthTom> ...
* DarthTom pistol-whips AW
<Tora-Away> Kewlness ^^;
<Silvertig> Whoo!
* ChibiAW is lagged to high heaven! Sweetness baby! This is a small price to pay for Zim. :)
* AraleChan waves a hand in front of AW's face
* ElectraM snaps her fingers around al...
<ElectraM> Alll!!!!!!
<AraleChan> Actually, now that I think about it, this avatar doesn't have any genitalia. Or nostrils, or a bellybutton, for that matter.

* ChibiAW declares tiny chibi war on Silver... cause he can't think of a reason not too.
<AraleChan> !artcelE olleh ,yhW
*** artcele is now known as ElectraM
<ChibiAW> ATTACK!
<Silvertig> ...
<Silvertig> AIIE!
* ChibiAW fires little tiny canonballs at Silv
<Silvertig> It's like gulliver's travels!
<Silvertig> ...
<Silvertig> ....
* Silvertig STOMPS
<AraleChan> Oooh, ankle wounds. Ouch.
<Silvertig> >:D
* ChibiAW is in the pool silly. ^^
* Silvertig jumps into the pool
<Silvertig> Tidal wave!
<ChibiAW> Uhoh...
* ChibiAW gets splashed
*** ChibiAW is now known as ChbiAWChn
* ChbiAWChn swims up to Silv
* Silvertig grabs Al.
<Silvertig> ...bite sized.
<Silvertig> Hmm!
<ChbiAWChn> Oo
* ChbiAWChn will be good!
<Silvertig> Excellent!
* Silvertig puts you down
* ChbiAWChn is now a tiny, sexy female elf
* ChbiAWChn strikes a pose!
<Silvertig> ...
<Silvertig> I should smush you just for that.

* ChbiAWChn takes a nice hot shower, clothes and all (this is a bsnped segment after all)
<Silvertig> Cool.
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* Silvertig gets into the shower with Al. >:D
<Pascal`> booked out one of those old-style 4"x5" cameras, took colour-slide photos...
<Silvertig> Ha! Take that BSNp!
*** ChbiAWChn is now known as ChibiAW
<Silvertig> How're you going to cencor that now?
*** ElectraM has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<Silvertig> (BSNP makes Silv a blurry blob)
<Pascal`> took the slides across the street for processing...
*** Silvertig is now known as Blobsilv
<Blobsilv> Well...damn.
* Blobsilv slinks out, beaten and sullen.
*** ChibiAW is now known as AlsWaiter
* artcele is getting really preeved at being disconnected all the time
* AlsWaiter chases after the blob "Come here you sexy thing you!"
<Blobsilv> Now Al's big.
<Blobsilv> No shushin' Al.
<Blobsilv> ACK!
<Pascal`> Lec: stop whizzing on your connection. ;P
* Blobsilv runs!
<Blobsilv> Or blobs.
<Blobsilv> *blob blob blob*
<Blobsilv> Damn my sexy good looks as well!
*** AlsWaiter is now known as AWBlob
<Blobsilv> GASP!
<Blobsilv> Al!
* AWBlob winks at Silv "Now we can do what we want." ;P
<Blobsilv> You're so...
<Blobsilv> BLOB like.
<Blobsilv> Gosh!
<Blobsilv> ...I was just thinking a rousing game of Diablo II or maybe Smash Bros, truth be told.
* Pascal` shakes his head at the blobs
<Blobsilv> Can we rob Toys R Us for a PS2?
<Blobsilv> That'd be cool.
* AWBlob does hidden things to Silv
<Blobsilv> Because I need one.
<AWBlob> Sure why not. ^^
<Blobsilv> Eeek!
<Blobsilv> Allright! Crime spree!
*** Blobsilv is now known as Evilsilv
*** AWBlob is now known as EvilAW
* EvilAW puts on a bellaclava
* Evilsilv puts on gloves and a scarf.
* EvilAW puts on a skin tight black ninja suit. Yeah. ;D
* ElectraM looks at al
<DarthTom> MY EYES !
<ElectraM> Al> Will you go out with me? I dig the black
* Evilsilv gets a katana.
* Evilsilv throws the katana away, realizing she's not that kinda ninja.
* Evilsilv grabs SMOKE BOMBS.
* EvilAW grabs a rubber ducky filled with invisability spray
* EvilAW realizes with the spray... why is he dressed in black?

* EvilAW goes off to do something evil
* EvilAW mixes Pepsi and coke. "MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
<ElectraM> That actually tastes really good y'know
<EvilAW> But.. but... it's EVIL. Do not weaken my evil deeds with your... tastebuds...

* EvilAW does a happy dance
* ToraBrb grins
<ElectraM> Al> Shouldn't that be an Evil dance. Not a happy dance?
* EvilAW does a happy evil dance
* ElectraM joins in on the evil jig
<EvilAW> Evil people can be happy. Let's use MB for instance. In Game Over, he was laughing... cause he was happy! ^^
<EvilAW> In System Crash... he was laughing... cause he was happy!
<EvilAW> In Megaframe, he was lauging.... cause he was... happy.
<ElectraM> I want to see Meggy do the Happy dance!
<Evilsilv> I...don't.
<Evilsilv> No dancing.
<Evilsilv> DIGNITY FOR MEGGY
* EvilAW makes his MB dance. ^^
<Pascal`> he already did. as Bob. in the game.
<EvilKatze> aye. his dignity is shot to hell
<EvilAW> lol!

* Delissa dipsmooches DK.
<AlsWaiter> Whoo! *claps*
<Delissa> ¬.¬
* Delissa dipsmooches AW, too.
* AlsWaiter puts his arms around Del and smooches back
<Carla> shhh just cause that's easier
<Carla> dipsmooch?
* Delissa melts.
<AlsWaiter> oO
<Delissa> Dipsmooch is what Mouse did to Ray at the Restart.
* AlsWaiter gets a bucket of Del
<DKellis> And possibly what she did to Bob when they met again in Megaframe.
<Delissa> Yeah, probably that, too.
* Delissa pulls her self back together. In the bucket.
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<Delissa> Help!  I'm stuck!
* AlsWaiter looks In the bucket "Oh dear..."
<A_Einome> In rain, a shadow comes...
<Carla> I see
* A_Einome listens to music
<A_Einome> Hi
* DKellis snickers.
<AlsWaiter> Hey AE
<Delissa> Hmph.
<Delissa> Hello A_E.
<DKellis> "FW: Show your customers that pukap.us is made in the US!"
* AlsWaiter turns the bucket upsidedown and shakes it "See if you can come loose!"
<Delissa> Wanna help me out this freakin' bucket?
<A_Einome> What's the bucket made of?
<A_Einome> Titanium? Steel? Aluminum?
* Delissa lands on her head. "*censored*"
<A_Einome> Um, whatever.
* AlsWaiter puts a giant anime bandaid on Del's head
* DarthTom scratches his chin
* A_Einome gets his laser beam
<DarthTom> ...laser ?
* DarthTom hits the deck
<A_Einome> Yes, a laser.
<A_Einome> Fine, you want a magical sword? I have one of those.
* Delissa jumps in the pool.
* AlsWaiter puts on his mirror suit?
<A_Einome> Del: Bad idea! The metal will rust to you! Unless its stainless steel...
<A_Einome> Del: How did you get in the bucket, anyway?
<Delissa> ... I'm not wearing any metal, A_E.
<A_Einome> You're KIND of wearing the bucket.
* Delissa grins in AW's direction. That's a long story.
<A_Einome> Whatever.
<Delissa> I'm not in the bucket any more, silly!
<A_Einome> Oh.
<DarthTom> ...she got yerself soem AW lovin'
<DarthTom> *herself
* A_Einome should probably notice this this kind of stuff

* Edwen looks very cool and collected. Yeah. ^^
* AraleChan doesn't.
* Katzedcml collects Edwen and puts him in a jar
<Edwen> oO
* Edwen taps on the jar
<Edwen> *muffled* This isn't Legend of Zelda
<AraleChan> Says you!
<Edwen> ...
<Edwen> Okay then. I'm not a fairy! I have no wings
* Katzedcml feeds Edwen mosquitos
* Edwen doesn't eat mosquitos
<AraleChan> That's an elven moon mage you've got trapped in that jar, Katze
<AraleChan> You may wanna rethink this.
* Edwen looks at the lid of the jar
<Katzedcml> eleven moon mages?!  No way! I thought it was just Edwen!
* Katzedcml peers into the jar but only counts one Edwen, not eleven moon mages
* Edwen raises his hands towards the lid, closes his eyes and mutters something under his breath...
<AraleChan> I said elven. ELVEN! As in, "of or pertaining to elves!"
<Edwen> *lid turns into butterflies and the lid...er butterflies fly away*
<AraleChan> Ooh! Pretty!
* Edwen climbs out of the jar
* AraleChan chases after the butterflies

* Silvertig idly webs suff together.
*** Silvertig is now known as Spidersil
<Spidersil> Damit
<Spidersil> Well, this is OK.
* Spidersil web's Al to his chair! :D
* AraleChan gets out the crochet hooks
<Rip_CPU> SpiderSilv?
* AraleChan turns the webbing into a nice afghan
<Spidersil> Myep.
<Spidersil> ...
<Spidersil> That dissolves in an hour.
* AlsWaiter looks down the webbing
<Spidersil> Don't wear it to any parties is what I'm saying.
<AraleChan> Uh, an afghan is a blanket
<AraleChan> Hm. Maybe I can sell it to some sucker on a street corner.
* Spidersil was thinking of sweaters, sorry.
* AlsWaiter tries to eat the webbing
*** Spidersil is now known as Silvgobli
*** Silvgobli is now known as Silgoblin
<Silgoblin> Stupid name sacrifices.
<Silgoblin> ANyhow!
<Rip_CPU> Oooh. Goblin Silv.
<Silgoblin> I get a glider now.
<Silgoblin> Sweet.
<Rip_CPU> Let me guess, you just saw Spider-man?
<Silgoblin> I saw it May 3 actually.
<AlsWaiter> The Silver Goblin!
<Silgoblin> But someone I know just caught it.
<Silgoblin> I'm reliving the moments. :D
<Silgoblin> Al: Yes!
<AlsWaiter> Noooooooooooo!!!
* AraleChan knows jack squat about Spiderman
<Rip_CPU> Who here's seen Ep II?
<Silgoblin> Al: Of course now the Hobgoblin and Greengoblin are going to come and kick my ass for stealing the glider.
<Silgoblin> Damn.
<Silgoblin> Not me.
<AraleChan> Not me
* AlsWaiter would raise his hand if it wasn't webbed to the chair
<Silgoblin> I might not bother.
* AraleChan is going to avoid seeing it
<Silgoblin> I just don't have that much emotionally invested into star wars to bother and ticket prices are...pricey.
* DecmlCat didn't see Ep I, and therefore he has no reason to see Ep II. He's on a roll here
<AlsWaiter> Go Deci?
* Silgoblin is saving up some cash to see Men In Black II. :D
<AraleChan> I find myself no longer giving a crap about Star Wars.
* AlsWaiter wants to see Spirit. :)
<Silgoblin> Cat: Yeah, same here.
* AraleChan wants to see Lilo & Stitch. Oh, and the PPG movie, assuming it shows up in my area.
* DecmlCat never really did like Star Wars, so he's got you all beat. *g*
<Silgoblin> The original series was fun in a brainless way.
<Silgoblin> And Lightsabers are still one of the coolest weapons devised.
<Silgoblin> Just...
<Silgoblin> Lucas can't write or direct is all.
* Silgoblin zooms over Al!
* AlsWaiter is now on his back... o
<AlsWaiter> O
<AraleChan> Yeah, it was better before it became An Icon Of Modern America (tm)
* Silgoblin banks, turns around and hovers over Al with her glider!
<AlsWaiter> Hey! I can see up your nose! :D
<Silgoblin> ...
<Silgoblin> Damnit!
<Silgoblin> (Looks around for the mask)
<Silgoblin> Ah, it looked too powerrangers-ish anyhow.
<AraleChan> Bleh.
<Silgoblin> Uhm, well...
* Silgoblin grabs Al and flies up to the top of the channel with him!
<Silgoblin> Bwahahahahaha!
* AraleChan swipes one of Silv's pumpkins
<Silgoblin> Hahahahah! And so on.
<Silgoblin> ...
* AlsWaiter is stuck to a chair!
* Silgoblin watches the gas bomb go off in Cat's hand!
<Silgoblin> ...
* AraleChan tries to carve a jack-o-lantern out of it...forgetting that it's really a bomb
<Silgoblin> Uhm.
<AraleChan> *boof*
<Silgoblin> Al: Yeah, it's cool.  Superstrength.  I got the chair too!
<AraleChan> ...ow.
<Silgoblin> Idely someone's supposed to try to save Al now.
* Silgoblin flies around despondantly looking for a superhero.
<Silgoblin> All this dramatic schitzophrenic tension has to be levelled at *some*thing!
<AraleChan> You could release a few plot-device-enhanced spiders around...
<Silgoblin> Welllll.
<Silgoblin> Nah.
* Silgoblin sets Al back on the floor and goes back to her alter-ego.
*** Silgoblin is now known as Silvertig
<AlsWaiter> oO
<Silvertig> Mild mannered Silv!
<AlsWaiter> The glasses are a nice touch!

* AlsWaiter realizes his still stuck to the chair
<Silvertig> Al: ...it'll wear off!
<AlsWaiter> ...
<Rip_CPU> Eventually.
<AraleChan> But what if he has to use the little elf's room?
<AlsWaiter> ...   o.O
* Rip_CPU places a bucket under Al's chair.
<Silvertig> Uhm.
<Silvertig> ...
<Rip_CPU> There we go.
<AlsWaiter> ...
<Silvertig> Thank you kind citizen!
<AlsWaiter> ...!

<AraleChan> Maybe I should just go...
<AlsWaiter> I have to go but I want to write more of Edwen. >.<
<AraleChan> Aww...
<Rip_CPU> Al: You can't go. You're still stuck, remember?
<AlsWaiter> Blast!
<AlsWaiter> And I have work tomorrow. SILV GET BACK HERE! AND BRING THE WEBBING DISOLVER WITH YOU!
<Rip_CPU> Would it be wrong to take advantage of Al's misfortune and draw on his face with a felt marker?
* AraleChan offers some solvent which should dissolve the webbing...of course it'll also cause massive chemical burns, but hey, you wanna get out of here, right?
<AraleChan> Rip: Yes.
<AraleChan> Because I want to do it first. *G*
<AlsWaiter> ... Hey!
* Rip_CPU grins.
<Rip_CPU> You want the black marker, or the blue?
* AraleChan pulls out a fine-tip Sharpie
<AraleChan> Got my own, thanks
<AlsWaiter> Cat, you will pay!
* AraleChan gives AW a moustache and freckles
<AlsWaiter> Pay dearly! >.<

* DecmlCat walks out of the room, and walks back in, hair ablaze, with a half-eaten piece of Swedish balogna in his hand, "ALRIGHT, WHO'S THE WISE GUY?!"
<AraleChan> o_O
* ChibiAW whistles innocently
* DecmlCat chases AW with a flaming butterknife, "Are you in the FAF?! You are, aren't you?! ANSWER ME NOT, MR. PERIWINKLE!!!"
<ChibiAW> Chachachachachachachacha!!! ^^
* ChibiAW runs
<DecmlCat> I'll reform you good!!
<DecmlCat> You'll eat nothing but bat steaks and swiss cheese for eight years!!
<ChibiAW> oO;
<AraleChan> ...
<AraleChan> Guys, share the pot next time, okay?
<DecmlCat> . . .
* DecmlCat pouts, "Yes'm."