It was one of those nights...

* AlsWaiter jumps Tom "YAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
* ToraZonk jumps back.
* ToraZonk blinks.
*** DKellis has joined #reboot
<DarthTom> well, as much as I'd like to think I was born in Armani...this ain't my birthday suit
<Kalifla> ouchies
* Keyo snickers
* ToraZonk runs away to draw a nekkid Bob
<Kalifla> being born in armani sounds painful
* DarthTom leaps back, spins around, and pulls out his SOCOM in one smooth motion
<Kalifla> to both the kid and the mom
<Keyo> SOCOM?
<Kalifla> SOCOM PISTOL!
<DarthTom> ...Special Ops pistol
<Kalifla> WOO!
* ToraZonk looks up, "Meggy wears armani."
<DarthTom> .45 ACP
* AlsWaiter lands on the floor and looks down the barrel
<Keyo> Meggy IS Armani.
<Kalifla> doesn't surprise me
* ToraZonk takes Tom's suit off, "Mine."
* Kalifla giggles insanely
* Keyo stuffs Q-Tips down the barrel of Tom's gun.
* ToraZonk puts it on Meggy, "His."
* DarthTom shrugs...and adjsuts the suit he had under the first
<DarthTom> don't worry, it's versace
<Keyo> bleh.
* ToraZonk shakes a fist at Tom dramaticaly, "DAMN YOU..."
* DarthTom dons his expensive shades
* Keyo steals them and nibbles on an earpiece.
<DarthTom> Fox-Hound code-name....Sexy Hound
<Keyo> eh. low quality. not very chewy. *snap*
* ToraZonk nudges Keyo, "Can I have a bite?"
* DarthTom smiles and his teeth glitter with an audible *ping*
* DarthTom duns his second pair of shades
<Keyo> okay.
<DarthTom> err
<DarthTom> dons
* AlsWaiter gets up, runs, and scoops up Tora in one smooth motion.
* ToraZonk chuckles
<Keyo> .me hands Tora the other earpiece.
* ToraZonk rarks Oo
<Keyo> O_o
* ToraZonk points at Tom, "Ah-hah! You made a typo! You're amazing gentleman hot-ness went down by 5 notches!"
<Keyo> (.)-(.)
<DarthTom> ...
* ToraZonk looks at Keyo, "Why, I never knew...."
<DarthTom> it's my sexy foreign accent
<Keyo> what?
<ToraZonk> Put your shirt back on.
<DarthTom> that's why there was a typo
<Keyo> sorry.
* Keyo pulls on his shirt again.
* ToraZonk smiles!
* ToraZonk frowns at Tom, "Excuses, excuses.."
<Kalifla> I am losted
* ToraZonk puts lint on Tom's suit.
<Keyo> mnleh.
* DarthTom dusts it off
* ToraZonk spills coffee on his shirt!
<DarthTom> ....
* ToraZonk scuffs TOM'S SHOES.
* DarthTom changes shirts
<DarthTom> ....
* ToraZonk MESSES UP HIS HAIR.
* DarthTom re-polishes them
<DarthTom> THAT'S IT !
* AlsWaiter whispers in Tora's ear "No. Put cat hair on his suit. That doesnt' come off no matter how hard one tries!"
<DarthTom> nobody
<DarthTom> messes
<DarthTom> with
* ToraZonk grins thoothily.
<DarthTom> THE 'DO !
* ToraZonk hides in AW's pocket.
* AlsWaiter has pockets?!
<ToraZonk> ..
<ToraZonk> I would hope so.. otherwise, I don't know what I'm in.
<DarthTom> and come near me with a razor, and i will shoot to kill
* ToraZonk shaves one side of Tom's head.
<DarthTom> ...
<Kalifla> bum bum BUM
* ToraZonk shaves it into the words, "Jack is hot."
* DarthTom pulls out a shotgun
* ToraZonk screams!
* Kalifla giggles like a something
* ToraZonk gives Tom kitty eyes. A_A
* AlsWaiter protects Tora
<Keyo> Tom, you need a fez.
<DarthTom> ...
* DarthTom dons his almighty Fez of Justice (TM)
* ToraZonk laughs
<DKellis> Why does Tom need to be enfezzed?
<DarthTom> BOW TO THE FEZ MORTALS !
* ToraZonk sheds on the Fez.
<DarthTom> ....
* ToraZonk mews.
<DarthTom> antideluvian time !
* ToraZonk goes under the couch to sleep.. ^_-
* Keyo blinks
<ToraZonk> Antideluvian? Oo
<Keyo> Tora, shove over.
<DarthTom> ...thaumatrugy lure fo flames 10, I incinerate the couch
* ToraZonk lets Keyo have the couch, and runs away O_o
<AlsWaiter> Mind my dust bunnies under there. They're very sensitive
<DarthTom> ....Obtenetration 10, I open a portal to the abyss 10 feet in front of Shay
* ToraZonk grabs a dustbunny and hucks it at Tom, "Feel my FLYING DUSTBUNNY OF DEATH!"
<Keyo> Tom: you spend entirely TOO much time playing video games.
<DarthTom> Fortitude 10, I soak
* ToraZonk ... eats the portal?
<DarthTom> Keyo:not a video game
<AlsWaiter> NOO! That's MY dustbunny!
* ToraZonk watches the bunny fly, "Uh.. my bad.." *^_^*
<ToraZonk> It'll live
* Keyo whips out his Super Soaker +10 of Drenching and douses Tom.
<Keyo> Barely.
<DarthTom> ...
<DarthTom> umm
* ToraZonk tickles Tom?
<DarthTom> lemme think for a moment
<DarthTom> ...
<ToraZonk> *tickletickletickle*
* Keyo snickers
<AlsWaiter> Course it will. I've been bredding them to survive anything. Just haven't officialy tested them yet.
<DarthTom> thaumautrgy, Aqeus Vitreum 10, I veer the water away
<DarthTom> ...
<DarthTom> crap
<Keyo> Aqueous Vitreum? innat the goop in your eyeball?
<Kalifla> wtf was that?
* DarthTom pats his large stack of V:TM books on his shelf
* ToraZonk points at Tom, "You're a poor excuse... for a Dark.. ... whatever... you.. are? So. there!"
* ToraZonk sticks out her tongue. ^_^;



O.o?!

<Kalifla> I wanna make a webcomic
<Kalifla> I can draw pretty well now...
<Kalifla> sadly, I am bereft of scanner or digicamera
<Kalifla> We're poor
<ChibiAW> I'm starting to check my webcomics right now too. Starting with Bob Squad. ^^
<ChibiAW> I bought a scanner this summer for $200 cause I could afford it at the time and it was a very good price.
<Kalifla> You can get one for $200?
<Kalifla> mm
<Kalifla> My mom got our new DVD player for $100 on the grey market...maybe...
<ChibiAW> I got a deal cause I got a special order
<CyberCat`> I got my scanner for free from my grandmother because it didn't work on her computer. It doesn't work all that well on my computer either, but at least I have a scanner.
<Kalifla> Here here!
<Kalifla> I'll save up for one...I've got a buttload of change...
* Kalifla briefly wonders how much change would actually fit in a butt
<CyberCat`> Depends on whose butt it is
<Kalifla> ouch
<CyberCat`> And what kind of conis
<CyberCat`> coins rather
<ChibiAW> And which coins there are. Paper money can fold.
<Kalifla> ...i've been looking at too much porn.  ouch ouch ouch...
<Kalifla> Stop!
<Kalifla> seriously
* ChibiAW snickers "Sorry. Couldn't help myself." ^^
<Kalifla> I don't even wanna think about the papercuts...



They're... over there!

* AlsWaiter is having a bad night for comp
<GlitchBob> wb Al.
* AlsWaiter hits the any key!
<GlitchBob> you found one? ;-)
<AlsWaiter> Course! I'm elfish! I can find *anything*
<IceHacker> Hehe.
<GlitchBob> that must come in handy when you lose your car keys.
<AlsWaiter> You bet! I hear them breathing.
<GlitchBob> ...
* AlsWaiter grins and puts his finger to his nose


*shrug*

* Keda bounces
* AlsWaiter strings bells on Keda
* Keda jingles



Lord of the #reboot?

* Elektra hugs her Wrestlemania ticket, "It's mine.... it's my... my preciousssssss...."
<DarthTom> alrighty Gollum, fork it over
*** Elektra is now known as Gollum-
* Gollum- hugs her ticket, "No... it's our preciousssss!! Our precioussssss
* Gollum- hisses and runs off into the shadows

(Later)

*** Al_Snow is now known as Shadowfax
<DarthTom> ...
<DarthTom> great
<DarthTom> a horse
* DarthTom preps his rifle
* Shadowfax runs away.... fast.... with the white rider!
* AlsWaiter drops HEAD and mounts the horse
* Shadowfax bucks the waiter off. Only the White Rider can Ride him
* DarthTom dumsp mud on the white rider
<DarthTom> now he's the BROWN rider
<Melisande> I always do this to me!
* AlsWaiter frowns "But... but... animals like elves, n'est pas?"
*** Shadowfax is now known as WhiteRidr
* WhiteRidr casts a spell on Tom.... because he is just that damn powerful
<WhiteRidr> (I'm purposely not giving the white riders name here based on the fact it's a Lord of the Rings spoiler)
* AlsWaiter picks up the One ring and takes off
* Melisande gives chase to AW!
<AlsWaiter> No!!! My preciousssess!!!
*** Kane- is now known as Gollum-
<Caine`> ...
* Gollum- attacks Waiter and steals PRECIOUS
* AlsWaiter puts on the ring and disappears
<Gollum-> OUR PRECIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
<Gollum-> GIVE BACK OUR PRECIOUSSSSSSS
* AlsWaiter will never give it back!
<AlsWaiter> *stands on MT Doom*
* Gollum- feeds Caine` to a great big female spider
* AlsWaiter laughs at the carnage!!! >:D
*** Gollum- is now known as Shelob
* GlitchBob looks nonplussed
* Shelob will not be sent away
* Shelob is hungry!
* Shelob binds Caine` with spiderwebs and paralyzes him
*** Shelob is now known as Sauron-
* Sauron- feeds Caine` to Shelob instead
<Sauron-> Caine cannot fight Sauron!! Bwahahaha!
* Melisande gets it.
<Caine`> Dominate 10, Sauron, GO AWAY
* Sauron- is the freakin' DARK LORD! He cannot be sent away!
* Sauron- picks Caine up and drops him in the fires of Mt. Doom
* Sauron- then goes off to shine THE RING
* Caine` burns up in the fire



Post-Wedding Journal

<Manako> Dear Journal: Today was the day that Megabyte tried to marry me.
<Manako> Boy, that didn't go so good.
<Rapunzel452> *snickers*
<Manako> I will have to cancel the caterers.
* Threnody snerks
<Manako> This is going to be a big pain. Thanks a lot, you bastard Meggy.
<Manako> Excuse my language, journal.
<Manako> In a moment I'm going to climb onto the top of the Diner and jump off.
<Manako> Basically, this is my suicide note AND journal entry.
<Manako> Funny how that work, eh journal?
<Manako> Dot's suicide note contains five pages of instructions for her brothers and Phong. Double-sided.
<Manako> Appendix A: My burial
<Manako> Appendix B: How to work the washer-dryer (for Enzo and Enzo)
<Manako> Appendix C: Financial spreadsheets for income tax law
<Manako> Appendix D: What to Put On My Headstone
<AlsWaiter> Appendix E: What is to be said about me at the funeral
<Manako> Appendix F: Portions of my will to be given to employees such as Al's Waiter
<AlsWaiter> Appendix G: Instructions on how you all are to be buried with me. Except Phong - he can retire.
<Nique> What about "In case of accidental survival"?
<Manako> Chapter C-22: In case of accidental survival, I request I be promptly smothered with the nearest pillow.
<Manako> Smothering tasks to be carried out by the following people in this order of preference: Matrix (strong grip for smothering)
<Manako> Bob (because his tears of sorrow while smothering me will comfort my family)
<Manako> Mouse (has many pillows in Ship, I know this, believe me)
<Manako> Little Enzo (smothering me will teach him to grow up and be a man for christsake, like his brother)
<Manako> You can always rely on Dot for self-loathing.



The joys of someone knowing your weaknesses....

* IceHacker grins evilly at Al and pulls out a "Wand of Chibification" out of her pocket and taps Al on the head with it.
*** AlsWaiter is now known as ChibiAW
<ChibiAW> Oo
* IceHacker hugs Al tightly. "Eeeeeee!"



*** Wraith` has joined #reboot
<Kalifla> Hi Wraith!
<ChibiAl> Hey Wraith
<ChibiAl> Ready to go flying?
* Wraith` chucks Al out the window
<Wraith`> indeedy
<ChibiAl> WHHHHHHEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
* ChibiAl climbs back into the window
* ChibiAl throws Kal out the window
<Kalifla> ack!
<Kalifla> *crunch!*
* Kalifla crawls back in through the sewer entrance
<Kalifla> *rubbing her head*  ChibiChibi, how did I get included in those flying lessons?
<ChibiAl> I signed you up! ^^
* Wraith munches
<Kalifla> wb Wraith
<Delissa> A bit like this, I believe:
* Delissa tosses Kalifla back out the window.
* Wraith tosses everyone out the window and proceeds to shut said window
* Kalifla screams as she goes "I hate you guys! sewiously..."
* Delissa lands with a crunch. But it's a -happy- crunch.
* Kalifla scurries in using Rat Man's secret clock entrance
<Kalifla> Stoppit!
* ChibiAl gets little plungers, sticks them to his hands and knees and climbs up to said window
* DarthTom blinks
* ChibiAl gets out his glass cutter, and proceeds to cut a circle out of the said window
<Kalifla> I just haveta ask, why am I soo good!
* Delissa grumbles & walks back in through the wall, taking out said wall in the process.
<Delissa> Look everybody!  New door!
* ChibiAl climbs into the channel from said hole in said window and starts to crawl on the walls
<DarthTom> ....
* Kalifla wipes off muck, gluck, and f...shit, then looks up at all said things
<DarthTom> SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE !
* Delissa pulls out the Flyswatter of Doom.
*** DarthTom is now known as SolidSnak
*** SolidSnak is now known as SldSnake
<Kalifla> ACH!
* SldSnake infiltrates the chan
* Kalifla nick SnprWolf
<Kalifla> dammit
*** Kalifla is now known as SnprWolf
<SldSnake> call me...Iroquois Pliksen
* SnprWolf lines up her crosshairs...
* SldSnake activates his stealth camo
* ChibiAl does up to the fish tank and proceeds to eat the goldfish
<SnprWolf> call me...anytime *leer*
<SldSnake> ...
* SnprWolf whips out her IR goggles
<ChibiAl> Hmmmm... crunchie
* SldSnake pulls out his nikita missle launcher
<SnprWolf> well, shit
* SldSnake blasts away
* SnprWolf pulls out...a breast implant? the hell?
* Delissa looks in snake's general direction. "Mmm... I smell dinner!"
* SnprWolf holds up the huge breast implant and uses it to block the missle, which  is deflected harmlessly off the bouncy silicone
* SldSnake blinks
<SldSnake> ...
* ChibiAl oO's
<SldSnake> so tell me...do you think love can bloom, even off the battleifield ?
<Delissa> *snerk*
<SldSnake> *rimshot*
<SldSnake> ummm
<SldSnake> err
* SldSnake ponders
* SnprWolf falls off her chair laughing
* SldSnake throws Raiden at Wolf
<SnprWolf> you dork
<SldSnake> here, YOU deal with him
<SldSnake> I'm sick of the little twerp
* ChibiAl climbs to the ceiling after eatting a good meal of goldfish. ^^
<Delissa> Who's Raiden?
* SnprWolf counters with a SSJ Gohan, complete with Power Ball Blasting Action
<SldSnake> (C'mon you KNOW Snake sued that line on Meryl once MGS ended)
<SldSnake> the other guy you play as in MGS2
<SldSnake> the guy you play as for 3/4 of the game, actually
* ChibiAl walks on the ceiling and holds onto the ceiling fan
<SnprWolf> Snake:  I 'member
*** Wraith is now known as Fatman
<Fatman> EVERYTHING GO BOOM!
<ChibiAl> Whhheeeee......eeeeeee......eeeeeeee.......eeeeee.....eeeeee.....!!!!
<SldSnake> ...
* SnprWolf walks over and innocently flips up the ceiling fan
<SnprWolf> shwa?
*** SnprWolf is now known as SpeedRacr
<SpeedRacr> Oh no, I am going to crash up!
<ChibiAl> eee..eee...eee...eee..eeee..eee.ee.e.eee.e.e.e..e.e.e.e   ^^
<SpeedRacr> ahh
<SpeedRacr> ahh
* SpeedRacr bats his girly eyes
* SldSnake looks at fatman
<SpeedRacr> Mach a go go
<SpeedRacr> Mach a go go
* Fatman blows up the Mach 5
<SpeedRacr> Mach a go go gooooooo!
* SldSnake thorws fatman's hand lotion over the edg eof the big shell
<SpeedRacr> NOOOOOOOO!
<SpeedRacr> YOU MANIACS!
<Fatman> NOOOO!!!
<SpeedRacr> YOU BLEW IT UP!
* Fatman dives over the edge after it
*** SpeedRacr is now known as CHeston
* Fatman falls harmlessly into the water
<CHeston> hand lotion?  the hell?
<Fatman> But I was never Fatman!
<Fatman> All along, I was really...
*** Fatman is now known as DOctopus
<SldSnake> ...
<DOctopus> MWAHAHA!
<SldSnake> ...
<CHeston> We shoulda known
* SldSnake gives DO Foxdie
*** CHeston is now known as Meryl
<DOctopus> ...doh..
* DOctopus falls over
*** DOctopus is now known as Solidus
<Meryl> what in the HELL is going on??
<Solidus> EVERYONE EATS TENTACLE DEATH!
* ChibiAl clings to Meryl
<SldSnake> ...
<Meryl> ...who's Solidus?
* Meryl patpats ChibiAl
<SldSnake> Um
<ChibiAl> Can I have one of your mini guns? *looks all cute and stuff*
<SldSnake> Hey Liquid ! Someone stole your name !
<Meryl> Sure!
* Meryl hands ChibiAl a gun
<ChibiAl> Sugoi!
<SldSnake> ...and hey look ! It's the patriots !
* ChibiAl runs around and aims at stuff
<Meryl> ph34r the cute ones...
* SldSnake points behidn Solidus
* Meryl whips out two rifles and runs around screaming and shooting everything that looks at her funny


*** Kalifla changes topic to 'no, not the clowns! don't send in the clowns! anything but them...!'


Group hugs + Glue = Wackiness

<JerryTCow> I miss Sky.. bad.. ^^;
<JerryTCow> I missed everyone.
<JerryTCow> I've been offline for over a month
<AlsWaiter> Did you miss me?
<JerryTCow> damn tootin'
<Policroma> How bout me? *puppy eyes*
* JerryTCow attaches himself to Poly's leg
<AraleChan> hm
* AlsWaiter whips out the glue and makes it perminate
* AraleChan sighs
<AraleChan> Dammit. I run out of things to say whenever the cool people are here.
<AraleChan> Not that I have much to say when they're not here.
* AlsWaiter hugs Cat "You're so cute"
* AraleChan is hugged
<AraleChan> I am?
<AraleChan> Gee...
<AraleChan> *blush*
<JerryTCow> group hug!
<AlsWaiter> Awwwwww
* AraleChan huggles everybody in the room
* AlsWaiter is still holding glue.. "uhoh"
<AraleChan> ...
<AraleChan> uhm...little help?
<AlsWaiter> "You really got a hold of me.... You really got a hold on mee...." ^^
<JerryTCow> oh dear
<AraleChan> ...Chrome, d'you mind getting your elbow out of my face?
<JerryTCow> All my well-meaning plans backfire, and wacky antics ensue.
<AraleChan> What, you weren't planning for wacky antics?
<AraleChan> Damn.
* AlsWaiter enjoys the extended hug with Cat anywho
<AraleChan> *sniff* is that cologne you're wearing?
<AlsWaiter> Yes. California for men. ^^
<AraleChan> Really? Smells more like Rhode Island.
<AraleChan> ;)
<AraleChan> But geography was never my strong point.
<AlsWaiter> :D
<JerryTCow> I can name the city I currently live in after 3 tries, and that's good enough for me
<AlsWaiter> lol
* AlsWaiter finishes up his Live Journal entry.
* AraleChan wonders how Al managed that with both hands glued to someone else's back...
<AlsWaiter> Um... Magic?
<AlsWaiter> Yes... magic
<AraleChan> ookay
<AraleChan> ...great. My nose itches.
<AraleChan> And unlike Welman, I actually *have* a nose.
* AraleChan attempts to scratch the itch by rubbing her nose on Al's collarbone
<AlsWaiter> Did it work?
<AraleChan> *atchoo!*
<AraleChan> Whad is thad fabrig your shird is made oud ob? I think I'b allergig...
<AlsWaiter> Oh dear. I think it's cotton, but I can't look back to see what the tag says
* AraleChan cranes her neck to look down the back of Al's shirt
<AraleChan> Wha..? "Poly-Ragweed Blend?"
<AraleChan> Where the hell did you buy this shirt?
<AlsWaiter> In a shop in Mirkwood.
* AraleChan sneezes again
<AlsWaiter> Um.. cow? Help?
* AraleChan nudges the cow with her foot
<JerryTCow> moo?
* JerryTCow hands Cat a tissue
<AraleChan> Uh...thangs
<AraleChan> Bud how ab I subbosed do use id?
<AraleChan> By hads are stug...
* JerryTCow gets a good wad of kleenex and holds it over her nose ^_^
<AlsWaiter> At least I won't get sprayed anymore
* AraleChan blows her nose into the tissue
<AraleChan> Thags
<AraleChan> Dow, mide helbig us get udstug?
* JerryTCow attempts to deal with the glue
<JerryTCow> hmm
* JerryTCow holds a referendum to try and seperate Cat and AW
<AraleChan> ...
<AlsWaiter> Oo
<AraleChan> I think it'd be quicker just to wait for the glue to decompose. :P
*** Wraith_ has joined #reboothome
<AraleChan> hi Wraith
<Wraith_> heyhey
*** Wraith_ is now known as Wraith`
<JerryTCow> Okay.  I've got good news and bad news.  The good news is, there is an operation available to get the glue off.  The bad news is that neither of you would survive the process
<JerryTCow> So I want you to think very carefully before deciding ^_^
<AraleChan> ...how about if just one of us has the operation?
<AraleChan> I vote for Al.
* JerryTCow sighs
<AlsWaiter> Oo;
* JerryTCow gets a chisel and hammer
<AlsWaiter> Will it hurt?
<JerryTCow> Plan B
<JerryTCow> Only if I miss.  Do hold still ^_^
* JerryTCow doinks away at the glue
<AraleChan> *doink doink doink*
<AraleChan> I didn't even know chisels went "doink"
<JerryTCow> ...
<JerryTCow> issa spe-shul chisel...
* JerryTCow is a speshul cow
<AraleChan> Or it's just bouncing off the surface of the glue. :P
* JerryTCow slowly manages to get bit by bit of Cat and AW apart
* AlsWaiter gets flashbacks of "I'm rubber you're glue" name callings
* AraleChan finally gets her hand free
<AraleChan> Oh thank GOD
* AraleChan rubs her nose, "I SO needed this..."
<JerryTCow> o_O
<AlsWaiter> I'll see about getting another shirt
* AraleChan now has her hand stuck to her nose. Apparently the glue hadn't quite set up yet.
<AraleChan> Crud.
<AlsWaiter> um...
<AlsWaiter> Hm...
* AraleChan tugs really hard
* AraleChan nearly whiplashes her neck in the process
<AraleChan> Ow.
<AlsWaiter> Nonono. Don't do that.
* AlsWaiter uses his elven magic to free Cat's hand from her nose
<AraleChan> Thanks
* AraleChan blinks.
<AraleChan> Waitasec.
<AraleChan> Elven magic dissolves glue?
<AraleChan> And you didn't think of this BEFORE?
<AlsWaiter> Hey! I'm new at this elf thing!
<AraleChan> I think you just wanted to have my face up against your chest....;)
<AraleChan> Among other things...
<AlsWaiter> No comment. ;D
* AraleChan pouts. "You could have just *asked*..."
<AlsWaiter> besides, the glue on your hand was a small amount compared to the amount sticking us together
<AlsWaiter> It takes more effort of magic. ^^
<AraleChan> Hmf.
* AlsWaiter would hug Cat again, but is not sure he should at this moment
<AraleChan> Honestly, what possessed you to get a ragweed shirt?
<AlsWaiter> ... It felt so nice?
<AraleChan> Man, you elves are weird. I'm amazed that thing hasn't given you a rash.
* AlsWaiter snirks



*** JerryTCow has quit IRC (If I die, I shall die as I lived. Surrounded by complete morons.)

War of the Webmasters!

<Silvertig> Oh just a warning, I think you're nominated for something sitewise too...
<AlsWaiter> Oooo!!! ^^
<Silvertig> SO Hanako says she's going to have to crush you now.
<Silvertig> Thought I'd give you a head's up. ;)
<Silvertig> Hanako: I know, I can set Al on fire!
<AlsWaiter> Why did she say that?
<AlsWaiter> lol
* Silvertig snickers.
<Silvertig> She was just being silly. :)
<AlsWaiter> I know. She's Hana. ^^
<Silvertig> And planning on crushing her competitors for an award for the List. ;)
<AlsWaiter> LOL! I can so picture her doing that.
<AlsWaiter> Just thought os something. War of the Webmasters. ^^
<Silvertig> O_o
<AlsWaiter> Bickering between all the sites. :P
<Silvertig> ^_^
<AlsWaiter> "Hanako dresses funny!" "Al's Waiter smells"
<Silvertig> LOL!
<Silvertig> Newspaper headlines!
<AlsWaiter> lol!
<AlsWaiter> "This whole mess started when Hanako of The List set a bag of doggie doodoo on the doorstep of Al's Wait and Eat"
<Silvertig> "Silvertig: Pleads for amnesty, gets hit on the head with a 2 X 4.  Injuries moderate."
<AlsWaiter> "Silv sues hosts of URA's for starting the whole crashed thing."
<Silvertig> Yes!
<AlsWaiter> >:D
<Silvertig> What else...lesse...
<Silvertig> Paige Hanson injured in mob; vows vengance
<AlsWaiter> Pitchforks and torches available at A Minor Glitch
<AlsWaiter> Sale On Now!
<Silvertig> :D
<AlsWaiter> "Bob Squad Member Gone Missing, Expected Kiddnapped"
<AlsWaiter> That should be Suspected
<Silvertig> LOL!
<Silvertig> Member later turns up in Meghan Wilk's basement.
<Silvertig> "I have no idea how he got there!" Indignant Wilks claims.
<AlsWaiter> "A lock of Mrs, Nesbit's Hair was Discovered Under Her Couch"
<Silvertig> !
<Silvertig> "Scandal shocks booter community; Ms. Wilk's URA leadership called into question."
* AlsWaiter looks up "Oh...that was suppose to be burnign bag of doggie doodoo." ^^
* Silvertig snickers.
* AlsWaiter thinks
<Silvertig> Uhm...
<Silvertig> "Al's waiter makes a point at the podium drunken and belligerent, becomes new poll favorite"
<Silvertig> "The next John A. Macdonald?" the press asks! :D
<AlsWaiter> "Tramatized Slack finds Hexadecimal action figure pieces on Doorstop. Guardians investigate."
<AlsWaiter> lol!!
* Silvertig snickers
<AlsWaiter> "Gavin Blaire Disappearence Connected to URAs?"
<Silvertig> Heh.
<AlsWaiter> "Torachan Not Seen in Days. Plotting the Demise of MB Haters? News at 11:00."
<Silvertig> "Silvertiger suspected accomplice!"
<Silvertig> "I've been here all WEEK!" Silv tells unconvinced jury!
<AlsWaiter> "The note that was found in my closet with names of fans across NA is really a shopping list!"
<AlsWaiter> "I'm buying them.... things!"
<Silvertig> "URAs accused of ballot stuffing; Ladybard attempts to lead bust"
<Silvertig> "Pitchforks and torches from early mob used!"
<AlsWaiter> lol


Curses all around in many different forms


* AlsWaiter tackles Meghan just cause
<Meghan> ACK!
* Meghan shoot Al with the Gotcha! Super Soaker of Certain DOOOOOOOOOOOOM.
*** AlsWaiter is now known as AW-Chan
<AW-Chan> ¬.¬
<DKellis> Very bad you fall in spring, honourable sir.
<AW-Chan> Yeah, tell me about it. *sigh*
<DKellis> Kettle about to boil. Honourable sir, care for a wax tadpole?
* Meghan ... doesn't get it.
<Ryuu> It's an anime thing, Meghan.
<AW-Chan> Oh well. At least the nail polish taht Ryuu put on earlier looks better on me now.
<Meghan> Uh-huh...
<Meghan> Ryuu, stop polishing people!
<AW-Chan> Don't you agree Ryuu?
<AW-Chan> Dear User, what did I just say?!!
<Ryuu> Never! I will NEVER stop!
<Ryuu> You can take my polish, but you will never take..my FREEDOM!
* Meghan leaves Ryuu's polish, but takes her freedom.
<Ryuu> Hey!
* DKellis stays very, very quiet about his own trip to Qinghai Province.
<Meghan> Heehee.
* Ryuu splashes DKnight with cold water out of curiousity.
*** DKellis is now known as SailorDK
<SailorDK> I hate you.
<AW-Chan> OH USER!
* Ryuu is horrified.
<Ryuu> What...what have I done?
<AW-Chan> For your penance, I command you to go jump in a cursed pool of drowned... er... something or other!
* SailorDK takes the kettle.
<Ryuu> I have Care Bears chasing me around. Isn't that pennace enough?
*** SailorDK is now known as DKellis
<AW-Chan> Ummm... NO!
<Ryuu> They want to make me...cheery! CHEERY, guys!
* AW-Chan gets JA fic flashbacks "Everybody smiling! SMILING I TELL YOU!"
<Ryuu> Everyone in a JA fic is on drugs. Proven fact.
<DKellis> Aspirin?
<Ryuu> Um...not exactly.
<AW-Chan> Shurooms I think more like it.
<Ryuu> Pot even.
<Ryuu> Phong secretly grows a patch in Floating Point Park.
<Meghan> *laughs*
<Ryuu> He moved it to Lost Angles after Sacrifice. Bob was getting supicious.
<Ryuu> Phong as an old hippie...why does that seem to work?
<Meghan> Because he kept the John Lennon glasses? ;)


Visual action that does not translate well in a chat


* AlsWaiter uses the mother of all paintbrushes to paint.... a ROCK!
<A_Einome> What unprecedented work, AW.
<A_Einome> Marvelous. Genius.
<AlsWaiter> I know. Isn't it. ^^
<Murrlin> ae!
<ToraAway> A rock!
* ToraAway designs characters. Whee!
<AraleChan> What are you designing characters for, Tora?
* AlsWaiter sings along with the mice from "Babe"
* AraleChan raps along with Cake's "Comfort Eagle"
<AlsWaiter> "Bluuue moooooon, you saw me standing aloooooooone, without a dream in my heaaaaaaart, without a love of my owwwwwwn...."
<ToraAway> AW: Have to model a character in 3D - our project for this semester in SoftImage. ^.^;  So, I have to make up some sketches for the teacher to look at tommorrow.
<DarthTom> Ahhhh
<DarthTom> coolness
<Murrlin> evening tom
<AlsWaiter> YOu mean Cat. ^^ I already asked. :D
<ToraAway> ..
<ToraAway> Oh!
<ToraAway> That too.
* ToraAway just.. looked at the first letter of the name O_o
<AraleChan> Hm
* AlsWaiter is REALLY happy of how this piece is coming. It's so pretty! ^^
* DarthTom sips his kool-aid and tries to sketch out his Exalted char
<DarthTom> or his face, at least
<A_Einome> Arg. Away for a while
<ToraAway> AW: Why are you painting a rock? O_o
<AlsWaiter> Cause it's part of the pretty picture.
<AlsWaiter> I'm thinking of turning it into a cover of one of the issues of my comic. ^^
<A_Einome> Wait... are you painting something on the rock? Or painting a rock on a canvas?
<AraleChan> Ohh! I thought you were putting paint on an actual rock *G*
<ToraAway> AW: Can I see after? ^.^;
<AlsWaiter> LOL!
<AlsWaiter> Yeah guys! It's my pet rock... Rocky the Rock. ^^
<AlsWaiter> He does tricks!
* AlsWaiter puts down his rock "Stay!"
<AlsWaiter> *rock stays*
<AlsWaiter> GOOD Rocky!
* A_Einome tries his hand at tricks
<A_Einome> Rocky! Don't fetch!
<A_Einome> *rock doesn't fetch*
<A_Einome> Nice rock.
<A_Einome> Is it housebroken?
<AlsWaiter> Oh yeah. He's a fast learner.


Lord of the Matrix?


<DarthTom> LOTR OST...or the Ramones ?
* A_Einome sleeps...
<ToraAway> LOTRRRRRR
<DarthTom> heh
<AlsWaiter> lotr... AW's preciousss.. ^^
<DarthTom> not ANOTHER Legolas fangirl ?
<AlsWaiter> LOL!
<DarthTom> so far I've met 20,000 legolas fangirls...and 1 Aragorn
* ToraAway likes GANDALF (well, not in.. like a fangirl way)
<ToraAway> He kicks allmighty bum.
<DarthTom> heh
<DarthTom> even if you did, shay...hedon't swing that way
<AlsWaiter> You mean Balrog ascii! ^^
* ToraAway laughs
* A_Einome don't know who he like in LOTR
<ToraAway> He's a little too old for me.
<ToraAway> But he's cool.  So kew.
<DarthTom> thsi is true
<A_Einome> Hmm...
<AlsWaiter> Ian used the books as reference material...as he should have, but he was going through the books and underlining stuff about his character. :P
<DarthTom> which he should have
<A_Einome> Who do you guys like in LOTR?
<DarthTom> as logn as they weren't 1st ed. copies *g*
<DarthTom> ...thw swords, the arrows, Liv tyler, the magic, the fights
<AlsWaiter> Liv tyler sucked IMO
<A_Einome> Who was she again?
<DarthTom> Arwen
<DarthTom> hey, she looked pretty
<A_Einome> I kinda liked her.
* DarthTom shrugs
<ToraAway> She did, but was kinda.. useless.
<AlsWaiter> I don't think she was a good choice for an elf. Her voice was "too harsh"
<A_Einome> I just liked how she could make a big kick-ass wave appear (and I learned that a kick-ass wave is possible)
<DarthTom> shay...she was mroe useful then in the books
<AlsWaiter> Only cause she was added on.
* ToraAway nods, "Yah, I know.. but still useless."
<DarthTom> I mean, in the books she jsut STOOD there , waiting for her brave ranger to come...
<ToraAway> And that was Gandalf's wave in the book, wasn' tit?
* DarthTom shrugs
<DarthTom> as a char though, ye,s useless
<ToraAway> Tom: Well, in the book she was.. but it's like they just gave her a bigger part because she's a bigger actor.
<ToraAway> Not that I'm going to make much of a fuss about it, because she wasn't that bad
<AlsWaiter> I personaly would have like to see that male elf rescue Frodo. Arwen was pretty useless with that. "No Frodo! DOn't die!" While she's holdign him and not taking him to Rivendell
<AlsWaiter> Stupid elf
<A_Einome> Male elf? Which one?
<AlsWaiter> The one that is suppose to rescue Frodo instead of Arwen. Can't remember his name.
<AlsWaiter> Just a nano. I'll find it
<A_Einome> It isn't Elrond, is it?
<AlsWaiter> NOnononono
<AlsWaiter> I know Elrond
<A_Einome> Good.
<A_Einome> As do I.
<A_Einome> Agent Smith!
<AlsWaiter> I even know what his name means in quendi
<AlsWaiter> Male elf: Glorfindel
<A_Einome> Ok
* A_Einome wants to know if guys are liking the girls in the movie
<Murrlin> havent seen the movie yet
<DarthTom> "We've had our eye on you for quite some time now, Mr.Baggins"
<AlsWaiter> Elrond = Star Dome
<DarthTom> ....
* ToraAway could stop laughing when Elrond was on screen.. Oo
* DarthTom unsheathes his daiklaive
<ToraAway> I just.. kept expecting him to break into Mr. Smith mode..
<AlsWaiter> Tora: YOu and me both. My friends thought I was insane. ^^
<ToraAway> AW: But he even.. talks the same! *g*
<A_Einome> "Hello, Mr. Anderson. Ahem, I mean, Mr. Baggins."
<ToraAway> And when he was expressing his distaste in humans, it reminded of his.. "Humans are virus'" speech.. X.x
<AlsWaiter> "Man is weak!"
* ToraAway nods and grins
<AlsWaiter> We shouldn't say too much cause Wiz hasn't seen it yet
<DarthTom> "It seems that you've been living TWO lives. In one, you're Aragorn, son of Arathorn, heir to the throne of man. You fight your orcs, you slay ythe trolls and ....you date my daughter, Arwen."
* ToraAway laughs
<A_Einome> I hadn't seen The Matrix yet when I saw LOTR so my parents were whispering to each other "Agent Smith! Agent Smith!"
<DarthTom> "the other is lived in the wilds, where you go by the Ranger alias Strider, asnd are guilty of being a sneaky little ponce. One of these lives has a future, Mr.Aragorn, the other does not."


Shiney...


*** Threndara has joined #reboothome
<AlsWaiter> FINALLLY! SOMEBODY!
* AlsWaiter tackles Thren
* Threndara eeeeeek!s
<Threndara> Heya. :)
<AlsWaiter> Hi! I'm just a little bored now. ^^
<Threndara> Must be, if you're happy to see me. :P
* Threndara distracts AW with a few shiny objects
<AlsWaiter> Hey. I'm always happy to...to... Ooooo shiney.



Part Four